This happened at the Arkansas State Hospital a while back, as far as you know. I make no claim to this tale’s accuracy, but “You can’t make this stuff up” as the Bible says.
There was a computer glitch and the steel doors that hold back all the habitual sex offenders burst open and about two hundred level-4 violent sexual predators poured into the streets and charged northward. About twenty of them died immediately while crossing Markham street; getting hit by rampaging ReadyMix trucks but the remaining 180 offenders fondled their way north, to freedom.
Upon arriving at the edge of Arkansas River, they lunged into the filthy water like lemmings. A hundred drowned instantly but their floating corpses clung together as if they were gruesome, oversized Rice Crispies, forming a raft which the survivors clambered upon, like a bunch of fire-ants.
It was on this raft that the men climbed upon one another, forming fleshy stalagmites which leaned and grew into each other culminating in a gothic spire with the most depraved men at the spire’s tip. These madmen contorted themselves into a twisted human sculpture of mental disease; a sculpture which was now slowly drifting toward North Little Rock. Innocent onlookers on the awaiting riverbank reeled in terror as the nightmare crept closer. Horrified spectators fled the riverwalk after witnessing the men writhing and struggling for carnal dominance within the abomination, which itself transformed into other familiar architectural shapes from moment to moment, such as churches and ranch-style homes. The raft eventually lapped upon the virginal shores of NLR and disintegrated into its individual components of psychopathic sex criminals, each of whom proceeded to offend his way further north toward the Argenta Farmers Market.
Upon arrival at the market, a shocked and terrified throng of doe-eyed gentry scattered like blackbirds, leaving only quaint troughs of glistening produce alone with the angry horde of sex criminals. Cantaloupes were the first to fall prey, but every manner of vegetable was subject to an unspeakable outrage. Sparing you the horrific details, within one hour the depraved creatures were all satisfied, sexually.
There is no record as to what happened next, but it is rumored that the men traveled west and settled down in San Mateo, California, where they prospered in dry goods.