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Harvest Fest Underworld Photos

Drunken hobos crouch behind most ATMs. Someone should warn this girl. The humans have descended upon Harvest Fest 2010. The gnomes are here too. A pug on Woodlawn is startled by something stirring in the shadows. I hope nothing unsavory

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By Paul Carr 2010 Barfly needs a new old lady. This year marks the third decade my ass has been welded to a barstool at Pizza-D’. And as of this week, there’s an opening for a pretty woman to my

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Hendrix College Professor Reveals Unwholesome Past

[A Hendrix College professor (who I just made up) told me this true story of the American Civil War] The battle was about to be joined in some remote swath of woods of West Virginia… Both sides consisted of inexperienced,

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Creepy guy in Foghat T-shirt seen in Knoop Park!

  A skinny, long-haired man, about 35 years old, wearing a tight Foghat T-shirt was seen in Hillcrest’s Knoop Park today. A concerned citizen followed him from a safe distance, but lost sight of him in this corridor near the

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Stone oddity emerges in Allsopp park

Private citizen builds pagan temple in city park. If you believe the official story, these stones were placed here by just one man. But how was it done without the help of aliens or Bigfoot or any mythic beings at

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Mysterious group surfaces in Hillcrest.

They call themselves “Nox Signum.” They appear in groups of 4-6 out on streets like Kavanaugh, mostly beautiful women in smart, paramilitary outfits. They speak furtively about subjects unknown. They withdraw to quiet whispers upon my approach. As a precaution,

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Will this man stop the Hillcrest Pug Strangler?

Strangler-Hunter, “Mr. Ing”, relaxes after an expedition into the Stifft-Station neighborhood in search of the evil villain who has attempted to strangle or molest several pug dogs in the area. The criminal he hunts is known only as the “Hillcrest

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